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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 01:03
Minds and Behinds
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why did VP Vance decide to humiliate the President of Ukraine on national TV?
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share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
How does Bollywood influence Indian culture?
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Who was the actor least deserving of an Academy Award?
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
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Still no good
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
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Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives